The child enjoys talking lots. Repeats whatever he hears, puts full sentences together. Has sometimes intelligible, sometimes not so intelligible stories for any listener, including his cars . . . By the way, do all kids wave good-bye to their toys when they leave the room? "Bye-bye cars, bye-bye ambulance (he really says ambulance), bye-bye night (pacifier), bye-bye blocks". Brett thinks it's from Good Night Moon. I think he has a legitimate argument there.
So, some funny things I need to record for the days I need to laugh more and can recall this silliness.
1. Of his friends, Max and Lincoln - NOT identical twins - while pointing to Max, "MAX!" And while pointing to Lincoln, "OTHER MAX!" (All caps representing volume)
2. He also has a new unfortunate obsession with his poop hole - telling others about it, stretching down between his legs to show you exactly where it is . . . . oh the novelty. Does anyone else have one? Wow.... it's amazing. "poop hole" Clear as day. No one would mistake him saying anything other than "poop hole". The most horrid thing about this, confirming my anticipation of apologizing for my son, happened the other day. While I was putting my make up on in the mirror, he aggressively and very accurately poked me from behind and said, "poop hole." Lovely. can't wait for the day he does that to anyone other than Brett or myself.
3. After aggressively slapping Brett across the face, he commands, "OBEY!" Funny, because it happened at home and because we don't ever slap him across the face. Should this happen in public, I might not have thought it funny at all.
Going back to his obsession with his poop hole . . . it has begun a daily habit (going on almost a month) of pooping in the toilet. Not peeing, just pooping. Very cool, and very nice to change just one small child's poopy diapers. Thanks Sonny.
he cracks me up.
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